So today I moved into my new office. It sucks dicks. It’s a cold white place with an extremely dull environment . Sure it’s new but that doesn’t mask the fact that it’s basically a prison for middle class workers. It’s not all that bad, we have nice printers.
1:21 pm • 18 September 2012
I drew this hermit crab and a picture of my friend josh. I’m amazed at how life like it turned out. He basically looks exactly like that. I think I’ll start taking requests. So if you want an average drawing of something just ask. If you’re a girl I’ll work hard on it.
4:28 pm • 17 September 2012
I fucking love the black keys. I plan to go see them in November. I was listening to the black keys this morning on my way to work. While I was listening to them I saw a massive group of runners. Running to work I guess? When I see runners I have lots of respect for them because I run like a fucking retard. Also running fucking sucks.
Here’s a list of reasons Why I hate running:
1. You sweat.
2. It’s very public.
3. I run like a handicap.
Yeah but the black keys are a fresh band.
10:05 am • 17 September 2012 • 3 notes
blondemutation asked: Just want to let you know that I absolutely love the "shit" you write underneath your drawings! :)
Thanks maaaaan. Here’s a bad drawing of a ninja turtle. <3
9:06 am • 17 September 2012 • 1 note
I found a new flat today it’s literally five steps away from McDonalds. I even have my own bathroom. This shit is so cash. I move in next weekend. How am I suppose to move fish? Will they die if I just put them in a cup?
4:29 pm • 16 September 2012
Today I saw a lady walking down the street she had a lion on her teeshirt she was also fat. So I was walking behind her to get to my car. Suddenly a asshole drove past threw an empty glass bottle of coke out the window. This startled my fat friend with the lion shirt. She waddled over to the unsmashed coke bottle. Then just picked it up and put it in her Sweatpants pocket. I have no idea why she did this. But it inspired me to draw a lion. Here it is, this is for you large woman.
4:27 pm • 15 September 2012 • 1 note
My friend drew this for me . He’s like the most decent human I know. He’s also fucking talented. Today at work it was this fat old woman’s birthday. Every time someone has a birthday in our office they have been forced to bring cake. All it really is, its an excuse for the office ladies to eat. I don’t even like cake its all ways shitty supermarket cake. Everybody awkwardly sings happy birthday waiting patently for the “birthday girl” to cut the cake, so they can fill there faces with shitty cake. They hope that the cake will make their day better but it never does. An office is no place for a 19 year old.
4:26 pm • 14 September 2012 • 1 note
This is my dog. His name is Sammie. He’s an asshole unless you have food. He’s a lot like Tyrone (my fish) but he doesn’t swim and he’s not black. Yesterday he took a shit in the corner or my room, I put it on his bed to teach him a lesson. I think he just ate it.
3:58 pm • 13 September 2012
I was thinking about my childhood and remembering the things I use to watch. I was thinking of things like Pokemon and Yugioh. Then I remembered this fine fellow, Postman Pat. I couldn’t remember what actually drew me to this, what was good about Postman Pat? He was a mailman just living his life, he had a stupid ass cat that kept fucking up. I thought about it for a good ten minutes and I realized the best thing about that show was HIS FUCKING SWEET VAN and that sweet sweet opening song.
1:00 pm • 13 September 2012 • 1 note
This is my friends cat. She left new Zealand I miss her a lot. She’s going to become famous in London. The cat itself was a cunt. It attacked anything that got too close. She left before I could give it to her.
7:58 am • 13 September 2012